"You insulted the uniform, Ray ( Read more... )

It wasn't as simple as apples.

In a world of simplicity- because nothing had yet thought enough to be complicated, and things really were black and white- it was entirely more complicated than apples ( Read more... )

Billy likes to pretend he's in it for the inspiration ( Read more... )

One two ( Read more... )

Crowley sighed. He lobbed his tea bag at the bin, and it was some indication of his state of mind that it fell directly in, rather than splatting against the wall and leaving an annoying brown stain, as it usually did ( Read more... )

RearrangementAziraphale stopped conducting the Handel and frowned out of the windscreen ( Read more... )

Sirius just didn't have any concept of personal space ( Read more... )

Crowley had very precise creases.

He was always impeccably smart, suits looking freshly dry-cleaned and trousers perfectly creased, rather as though he'd just stepped out of a men's magazine.

Actually, Aziraphale mentally corrected himself, not a men's magazine. He'd had the misfortune to come across a couple of those, once, in the bottom of a ( Read more... )

"That has to be the most impractical, least nourishing foodstuff ever invented."

"Yep," said Brian stickily, and grinned around another mouthful.

"It can't seriously taste good. I mean, it's sugar. That's itWensleydale pushed his glasses up his nose with the knuckle of his forefinger, frowning at the jar in Brian's hand ( Read more... )

The witness protection program was beginning to bore her.

Too easy. Too clean. Execution killings never interested her unless they inspired. Blood on a sword and horror on the face of a man in power, angered millions who hadn't the first idea of where it had started - that was where she ought to be ( Read more... )