The Rolled-Up Pants Leg: Ultimate No
I believe it is finally time to make a statement on the issue of the One Rolled-Up Pants Leg. This is permissible only under certain criteria. A) You are a biker and you don’t want your pants getting caught in the chain of your bike. B) You are a gang member and this is what your retarded little group decided was your “colours”. Anything else is utterly retarded and should be punished with great prejudice.
Rolling up your pants leg does not make you “scene”, “cool” or “with it” or whatever else us kids these days are saying. It projects one and only one message; “I am a tool.” This especially goes for gay boys who are supposed to have an inbred sense of fashion. Do you think that looking like a biker makes you look cool? Bikers are cold all the time because of their fashionable tightwear, beat on by motorists when they have delusions that they can properly share the road with cars (something that must be.... corrected with all due swiftness). At the best, you’ll attract a flock of enraged motorists who think you’re the guy that made the traffic shit for going 5 mph in a 25 mph zone, and at worst you’ll be rubbed out by a rival gang. Besides, you’ll likely end up looking like this:
In the meantime, if you’re on the west coast,
Kody will hunt you down and shoot you. And if you’re on the east coast, I’ll hunt you down and roll down your pant leg. If you do it again, I’ll shoot you. Learn from your mistakes dumbass.
Now I’m the first to admit, I have a limited fashion sense. HOWEVER, this does not mean I can’t spot something retarded when I see it. If anything it makes my deep observation all the more applicable in that I’ve never dressed fashion up with any pretentious bullshit and am not about to start now.
In conclusion; if you do this, you are a dumbass. If you think this is hawt or cool, you are a dumbass. If you agree with me, you’re awesome. The matter is closed.