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i'm so damn burned out and busy and flustered all the time that i bought a palm pilot to let technology keep track of my life for me. i've had it for two days and i already know i'll never be able to live without it again.
the maintence guy who abuses the phone in my office ordered an "escort" for the night the other day. talk as quietly as you want, man, it's still a tiny office.
i accidently dropped a match into my full can of diet pepsi instead of an empty one. i poured it into a glass and drank it anyway.
i went to lunch with some people today and the full reality of how much i've been hermiting hit me when ben said, 'shay's come back from the dead.' as if turning down reel big fish the other night wasn't enough evidence for me.
the maintence guy who abuses the phone in my office ordered an "escort" for the night the other day. talk as quietly as you want, man, it's still a tiny office.
i accidently dropped a match into my full can of diet pepsi instead of an empty one. i poured it into a glass and drank it anyway.
i went to lunch with some people today and the full reality of how much i've been hermiting hit me when ben said, 'shay's come back from the dead.' as if turning down reel big fish the other night wasn't enough evidence for me.