Reason 2,964,563 why I hate my job
My ever so annoying box of rocks decided her work was boring and sleep not enough so she brought in a walkman. I though "yeah! a walkman. A PERSONAL music system to which I need not be subjected and will no longer have to watch what she wants on tv!" How could I be so nieve? She of course needs to listen to her music as loud as it goes no longer making it personal but making it loud enough for all to share . . .once it passes through where her brain should be. PLUS she can't miss her favorite shows but since her music is so loud we must watch them at a louder volume so they can be heard OVER the music. She can no longer hear herself eat and drink, which trust me was already intolerably loud, so we must also increase the volume on this fun. She sings to tv commercials so why not the music blaring in her head? And to top it all off now? Theres dancing.
Oh to be a fly on the wall. So someone could just squish me.
Oh to be a fly on the wall. So someone could just squish me.