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[unnatural_20s]

Guys! GUYS. I've been reading up on this Odysseus guy? You are not going to freaking believe this. I'm utterly blown away, and I'm about to blow you too. Prepare to be blown like you've never been blown before.

It's no wonder I got turned into Odysseus for the event: he was the original fractactical genius! Basically, there was this war going on

Comments

[hailbeautyqueen]

I'd point out the numerous flaws in your plan right there, but it sooooo much easier and just as satisfying to call you a moron.

[unnatural_20s]

Apparently only some of us were paying attention in History class. And English. "it so much easier?" Honestly.

[hailbeautyqueen]

It takes a big man to use an insignificant typo as a defense.

How about instead of drowning yourself via wooden horse, I just throw you a few miles into the ocean~?

[unnatural_20s]

Two words:

Sea. Turtles.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Three words:

Great. White. Sharks.

[unnatural_20s]

Three words? Geez, someone's verbose.

Anyway, a pack of Great White Sharks can't stand up to the power of Febreze, everyone knows that.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Not unless I cover you with enough blood to send them into a berserker eating frenzy. Air-fresheners won't help with THAT.

[unnatural_20s]

Clearly, you underestimate the power of the common household odor eliminator.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Clearly, you underestimate just how much blood I can scrounge up in a short period of time.

[unnatural_20s]

This must tested. Meet me in five minutes! We've got SCIENCE to conduct!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Be sure to bring your blood. We'll need it.

Also?

'This must tested'? Now who's failing English?

[unnatural_20s]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how brilliant I am!