COWBOY
Jessi officially thinks I’m insane, because I don’t know how the hell to make rice. She and her mom were screaming out the directions on the phone to me last night. It was some seriously funny shit.
Anyhoo… I lost my disc with all my writing on it, and now I’m going absolutely insane trying to find it. I hope no one reads it… fuck. If they do I will surely die. Aren’t I dramatic? Yes. Shut up you. I am on a mission to locate an obnoxiously orange floppy disc- which doesn’t really flop, so it should be called a “stiff disc”- but yes… WE’RE ON A MISSION TO LOCATE THIS SAD LOST LITTLE ‘FLOPPY’ DISC! DON’T BE SCARED LITTLE FLOPPY, WE’RE COMING GO GET YOU! Yay!!! Hooray for rescue missions!
I am a lost little child. Please help me find my way to any place other than home.
6 DAYS.
Anyhoo… I lost my disc with all my writing on it, and now I’m going absolutely insane trying to find it. I hope no one reads it… fuck. If they do I will surely die. Aren’t I dramatic? Yes. Shut up you. I am on a mission to locate an obnoxiously orange floppy disc- which doesn’t really flop, so it should be called a “stiff disc”- but yes… WE’RE ON A MISSION TO LOCATE THIS SAD LOST LITTLE ‘FLOPPY’ DISC! DON’T BE SCARED LITTLE FLOPPY, WE’RE COMING GO GET YOU! Yay!!! Hooray for rescue missions!
I am a lost little child. Please help me find my way to any place other than home.
6 DAYS.