*tweak*
Yesterday my dad took ice cream out of the freezer to eat. It was too hard, so he put it in the microwave. I think he forgot what he was putting in, because he set it for five minutes. Well, five minutes later, the ice cream is boiling and steaming like hell. Only in my house can someone burn ice cream- seriously. That just made my day.
Jessi just gave me a note... I'm really excited and would let the world read it, but I can't out of respect for her (damn!). Speaking of Jessi, my parents wouldn't let her sleep over this weekend because they think she's gay. They are so goddamn homophobic- it just annoys the hell out of me like you don't even know. I seriously almost murdered them. But then I decided they weren't worth going to jail for. Fuck. You.
I LOVE _______ LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
7 MORE DAYS.
Jessi just gave me a note... I'm really excited and would let the world read it, but I can't out of respect for her (damn!). Speaking of Jessi, my parents wouldn't let her sleep over this weekend because they think she's gay. They are so goddamn homophobic- it just annoys the hell out of me like you don't even know. I seriously almost murdered them. But then I decided they weren't worth going to jail for. Fuck. You.
I LOVE _______ LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
7 MORE DAYS.