HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A DINOSAUR

Dude. I just went down to Junes and they didn't have ANY Topsicles.

The hell's with that?! It's fucking hot.

OK, so I never use this thing but seriously...

What the hell was that on TV? It's like someone's been taking a video camera to school or whatever, but I don't remember doing that stuff.

And whoever that wiseass kid is...

I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS.