Haven't touched this thing in a while.

[unluckystuntman]

Last night I dreamt I was walking along the beach with the Jesus.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there was just one set.

This irked me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.

So I turned to J, and said,
“What gives, Jesus?
I thought You were supposed to have my back!"

The Jesus replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand, My son, Thats when I went back to the car, to get more beer."

- me.