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[unkillable]

1. Building an exotic island tree house paradise is fucking harder than it looks. Fuck you, Swiss Family Robinson and your fancy fucking whittling skills.

2. Not even cannibals want a skinny ass 90 pound teenager. Never thought looking like an Olsen twin would be a good thing.

• SHEENA-CHAN, on the other hand, has tons of JUICY MEAT. 'specially in the

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[gigolo_miko]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! You don't make the girl go first! That is so not manly!

[unkillable]

... Nice pink shirt, Manly McManlypants.

[gigolo_miko]

The shirt is black. It's the tunic that's pink.

[unkillable]

Tunic. Who the fuck wears TUNICS.

[gigolo_miko]

Me, clearly.

[unkillable]

Are you one of those nancy foofy guys that wear leggings.

[gigolo_miko]

Well, considering pants are technically leggings...

[unkillable]

.. And you're trying to lecture me on manliness.

[gigolo_miko]

Hey, I? Am totally not the one talking about giving up a lady to save yourself from cannibals.

Man, do you even know how great you've got it right now?

[unkillable]

Sorry, pal. I come first. Self-preservation.

... Uh. Great, yeah. Are you retarded?

[gigolo_miko]

I can respect that, but that's just low. And anyways, Sheena's not human, she's a Violent Demonic Banshee.

So there's cannibals and a volcano. And? You're handcuffed to one of the hottest women ever, on a tropical island.

[unkillable]

Point being? It's not like she's my BFF or anything.

Her hotness makes up for the lack of sweetass air conditioned dorm room and twinkie stash under the bed. That's it.

[gigolo_miko]

Point being, she's not the kind of meat you digest.

How many times has she hit you so far?

[unkillable]

... So you throw her up, bulimic-style?

Lost count at 53.

[gigolo_miko]

Are you hormonally stunted, or does sexual innuendo go completely over your head?

[unkillable]

Are you a little special, or does sarcasm go completely over your head?