1. Building an exotic island tree house paradise is fucking harder than it looks. Fuck you, Swiss Family Robinson and your fancy fucking whittling skills.
2. Not even cannibals want a skinny ass 90 pound teenager. Never thought looking like an Olsen twin would be a good thing.
- SHEENA-CHAN, on the other hand, has tons of JUICY MEAT. 'specially in the
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Man, do you even know how great you've got it right now?
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... Uh. Great, yeah. Are you retarded?
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So there's cannibals and a volcano. And? You're handcuffed to one of the hottest women ever, on a tropical island.
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Her hotness makes up for the lack of sweetass air conditioned dorm room and twinkie stash under the bed. That's it.
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How many times has she hit you so far?
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Lost count at 53.
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