1. Building an exotic island tree house paradise is fucking harder than it looks. Fuck you, Swiss Family Robinson and your fancy fucking whittling skills.
2. Not even cannibals want a skinny ass 90 pound teenager. Never thought looking like an Olsen twin would be a good thing.
- SHEENA-CHAN, on the other hand, has tons of JUICY MEAT. 'specially in the chestular and assular region. So they fucking chase us anyway.
- Considering handing over Miss Juicy Ass in exchange for life. Might become one of them. Wonder if human really tastes like chicken.
3. Fucking volcanoes. Fucking lava.
4. NICOTINE WITHDRAWAL REALLY BLOWS.