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[unkillable]

1. Building an exotic island tree house paradise is fucking harder than it looks. Fuck you, Swiss Family Robinson and your fancy fucking whittling skills.

2. Not even cannibals want a skinny ass 90 pound teenager. Never thought looking like an Olsen twin would be a good thing.

• SHEENA-CHAN, on the other hand, has tons of JUICY MEAT. 'specially in the

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[totally_am_kira]

You're trying to whittle a tree house?

[unkillable]

WITH A SHARPENED ROCK.

I've got splinters in really unpleasant places.

[totally_am_kira]

In about ten years you might have yourself a nice home.

... Thanks for telling me. Really.

[unkillable]

Yeah, right. And you can't visit.

How's Australia. Get mauled by any wombats??

[totally_am_kira]

I'll come visit anyway.

Nope. Saw some kangaroos. Have to taste-test all the food we find.

[unkillable]

Bring a house warming present or I'll sic the pet crocodile on you.

Who're you stuck with? Anybody hot?

[totally_am_kira]

Maybe some matching towels.

This dude name Kubota. Nah. kittytakeout

[unkillable]

With fairies on them, I hope.

Ha. Not even a chick. Miss me?

[totally_am_kira]

Pink-eyed fairies.

You might've crossed my mind at some point.

[unkillable]

Purple-eyed.

'I wouldn't have to fucking taste-test everything if my bitch Katou were here'?

[totally_am_kira]

So you can think of me whenever you wash your face?

... Not quite but that's a good point.

[unkillable]

Or give the crocodile a bath.

Fantasizing it's me instead of that cat rapist?

[totally_am_kira]

You'd use my towels on the crocodile?

Oh yeah. I think I accidentally called him Katou one time.

[unkillable]

Snappy deserves the best.

Not during climax, I hope.

[totally_am_kira]

I'll spend a whole five bucks on them then.

'Cause I make a habit of fucking people I've known for three days.

[unkillable]

More than what you spent on MY towels.

Please. You used to fuck people after like fifteen minutes.