1. Building an exotic island tree house paradise is fucking harder than it looks. Fuck you, Swiss Family Robinson and your fancy fucking whittling skills.
2. Not even cannibals want a skinny ass 90 pound teenager. Never thought looking like an Olsen twin would be a good thing.
- SHEENA-CHAN, on the other hand, has tons of JUICY MEAT. 'specially in the
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I've got splinters in really unpleasant places.
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... Thanks for telling me. Really.
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How's Australia. Get mauled by any wombats??
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Nope. Saw some kangaroos. Have to taste-test all the food we find.
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Who're you stuck with? Anybody hot?
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This dude name Kubota. Nah. kittytakeout
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Ha. Not even a chick. Miss me?
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You might've crossed my mind at some point.
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'I wouldn't have to fucking taste-test everything if my bitch Katou were here'?
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... Not quite but that's a good point.
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Fantasizing it's me instead of that cat rapist?
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Oh yeah. I think I accidentally called him Katou one time.
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Not during climax, I hope.
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'Cause I make a habit of fucking people I've known for three days.
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Please. You used to fuck people after like fifteen minutes.
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