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Is she inflatable?

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NOT THIS TIME.

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Dude, awesome! Who is she?

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...Yeah. I did.

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Does she leave her drinks unguarded.

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Man. I knew she had zero taste in guys.

I dunno, we went to an amusement park, and we threw our slushies at people behind us on a rollercoaster. Also I wasn't exactly, you know. Trying to drug her.

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That's obvious.

.. Hypothetical question, I swear.

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Damnit. I thought I was at least one peg above you.

My ass it is. She carries a whip and a pistol, you know.

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Guess she likes slumming it.

Yeah? I hope she uses them.

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Christ, no kidding. What's worse, being a sane rapist dick, or being a fucking bonkers dick sans raping habits?

I've seen her in action. Its awesome. The whip is so badass.

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.. Which one of us is which. 'Cuz neither of those really applies to me.

Seriously? I kinda SUSPECTED you were into that masochism shit, but..

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No? What'd I get wrong?

Asshole. She took out some security guards at the park. Fucking masterful shit.

...Why the hell would you think I'd be into masochism?

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I don't rape. I date-rape. Sanity thing's kinda questionable, too.

Never used it on you? I'm a little.. disappointed.

No reason.

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My bad. Meh. We're probably about equal.

I might be too.

....Before you ask, no, I didn't fucking lose it in some kinky chains/clamps/knife-play shit gone terribly wrong. Fuck you.

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So much for being a peg above me.

Try giving a whip to your partner. Bet he'd be glad to be your BDSM Dominatrix.