I dunno, we went to an amusement park, and we threw our slushies at people behind us on a rollercoaster. Also I wasn't exactly, you know. Trying to drug her.
And I was so looking forward to spitting loogies down at your head, too.
He already smacks the shit out of me daily, he doesn't need more weapons. Also he'd look shitty in a leather fucking bodice. Not even an A cup. He hasn't blossomed into a real woman yet.
Didn't you go out with her, too.
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I dunno, we went to an amusement park, and we threw our slushies at people behind us on a rollercoaster. Also I wasn't exactly, you know. Trying to drug her.
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.. Hypothetical question, I swear.
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My ass it is. She carries a whip and a pistol, you know.
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Yeah? I hope she uses them.
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I've seen her in action. Its awesome. The whip is so badass.
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Seriously? I kinda SUSPECTED you were into that masochism shit, but..
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Asshole. She took out some security guards at the park. Fucking masterful shit.
...Why the hell would you think I'd be into masochism?
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Never used it on you? I'm a little.. disappointed.
No reason.
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I might be too.
....Before you ask, no, I didn't fucking lose it in some kinky chains/clamps/knife-play shit gone terribly wrong. Fuck you.
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Try giving a whip to your partner. Bet he'd be glad to be your BDSM Dominatrix.
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He already smacks the shit out of me daily, he doesn't need more weapons. Also he'd look shitty in a leather fucking bodice. Not even an A cup. He hasn't blossomed into a real woman yet.
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Don't they sell corsets with built in padded bras?
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You would probably know better than I would.
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