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Meating; Get your buns in here.

Feb 01, 2009 05:59

Who: Principal Wulflehrer (barbaric_order) and ALL Staff
What: Staff conference
When: An hour before school starts (That's right, bright and early)
Where: Principal's office
Warnings: Possible violence if a certain person gets around to showing up.

( For your sake don't be tardy... )

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el_teacher February 2 2009, 03:45:45 UTC

Antonio, I am sorry to say, was late to this particular meeting. His hair tousled and part of his shirt undone, it looked like he had a rough night. In his hand he held a tomato, already half eaten.

"¡Bueno días, Señor Wulflehrer!"

He certainly didn't sound sad to be late, rather quite happy.

barbaric_order February 2 2009, 18:35:49 UTC

"¡Bueno días, Señor Carriedo." And that was the extent of his Spanish. "So good of you to finally show up. What pray tell, delayed you?"

Theod was a little irritated at the tardiness and the lack of regret for such.

el_teacher February 2 2009, 21:26:10 UTC

"My pet got sick a couple days ago, so I've been devoting most of my time to him."

He fixed his clothes a little, straightening them out. Then, he took a bite from his tomato.

barbaric_order February 4 2009, 09:10:49 UTC

"Is that so? Well. . . I'm quite disappointed to hear that, Mr.Carriedo. May I ask what sort of pet that is and how it is sick?"

Theod felt like a teacher all over again, he had worked his way up to this administrative position, but he still remembered those days. Interrigating students who came into class late or made up an excuse about their missing homework. Antonio had the look of one of those type of students, though Theod calmly approached the matter as he approached all things.

el_teacher February 4 2009, 13:22:41 UTC

He seemed reluctant to say what type of pet it was, but finally he gave in.

"It's a tomato, sir. I think he's being eaten from the inside out."

He seemed quite worried about this tomato - it had been his friend for weeks, maybe even months! - and he had been determined to try and remedy whatever it had. Antonio shifted slightly, wondering if he was okay, even in the sparse time he had been talking to the principal.

barbaric_order February 5 2009, 00:01:38 UTC

Oh how badly that excuse wouldn't fly at any other school. Any normal person would have their bullshit-o-meter going off like a fire alarm, but Theod sat patiently in his chair, considering what he'd been told. His staff was... quirky to say the least. Some of them had unique issues, and some of them operated outside what could be deemed the normal spectrum.

"I see. . .well. . . as long as you have your lesson plan ready to hand over, I'll excuse it. Though next time be more punctual lest privileges are taken away. I wont excuse tardiness twice Mr. Carriedo."

el_teacher February 5 2009, 00:15:11 UTC

"Hand over, like right now hand over?" Antonio seemed a bit worried at this. What, had he forgot his lesson plan? He tried to think the last time he had it, and he drew a blank.

barbaric_order February 5 2009, 03:23:43 UTC

"Yes, like right now, Mr. Carriedo. This was the purpose of the meeting. I'd like your lesson plan for the first quarter of the school year. It would be a shame if you didn't have it with you. I might have to dock your pay or disallow you from the teachers lounge and all it's discounts."

Theod ran a tight ship, his staff allowed to goof off in their own creative way and indulge their bad habits so long as meetings were attended, paper work was turned in, and students were taught. If any of these three were not met, Theod put on his scary face and started laying down punishments, the German as strict as rulers were straight.

el_teacher February 6 2009, 01:14:55 UTC

Antonio was afraid of these punishments. So, he tried to think of an excuse. It wasn't a very good excuse, but with such a short time it was the best he could come up with.

"My... pet ate my teaching plan?"

Just don't ask what kind of pet it is.

barbaric_order February 6 2009, 02:03:53 UTC

"Is that so, Mr. Carriedo? How unfortunate, though might it be too much to presume that this was the cause of your pet's illness, as teaching-plans are not the usual diet of tomatoes?"

Theod gave Antonio such an unamused look. For an excuse it wasn't just not very good it was completely terrible. Any member of the student body could have come up with something more plausible. Just minutes before Theod had asked what type of pet and Antonio had responded tomato, and now as if by some eclipse of memory, Antonio was using the oldest and possibly worst excuse in the book, and using it poorly at that ( ... )

el_teacher February 6 2009, 02:23:05 UTC

With every punishment laid on, Antonio winced. It was bad enough with the first couple but no tomatoes? Killing him! He had the feeling he was going to start a very good relationship with his computer. And his tear ducts.

He only nodded numbly, before sulking out of the room. Carlos wouldn't be happy, nope.

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