The National Clitoris

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So I was walking through the monuments of DC by night with Shaheen, and we couldn't help but not get lost thanks to the looming erectile presence of the Washington Monument. Sha made some kind of snide comment and I said "well, everybody knows it's the national penis." He thought for a moment and said "if that's the penis for the whole country, it's awfully small." I said "well then I guess it's the national clitoris." Then we took pictures of him licking the national clitoris. Don't tell the FBI.

We also went to Shenandoah National Park, down Skyline Drive. It was gorgeous. I have pics up on my flickr site.