Oct 01, 2006 22:33
when I first started my websiet I was compeating with INSCITE MAGAZINE but now oh ho they are GONE liek a feathar in a dust!!! but Jeff K stands around still on teh Intarnet liek a marbal pillar of truth! OF JUSTICE!!! and then I compeated against PCXL and oh look they went away too becuase they spent all there money on researching cutting edge HIP HOP TECHNOLOGY so they could write liek teh cool kids at school who smoke and broek teh Snickers bar vending machene!!! then I compeated against Dailey Raidar and I think there site closed I dont know my mom put Netnanny on that site because evary time Id go there there would be 5000 popups for credit cards and Id fill out Jerry's name and adress for all of them and his credit got rejected becuase teh credit card Companey knew if Jerry put a credat card in his wallet and sat down then his FAT ASS would squash teh card and it would stick to his butt and teh card numbar would get stuck on his ass and peopal would look at his fat ass and use his credat card numbar to order LAMP PORN!!!! And that wouldant work because Jerry would already be on teh phone ordaring LAMP PORN!!! so I forgot what I was talking about but teh ovarall mesage too walks away with is that Jerry is fat and he'd eat yuo at teh DROP OF A FAT!!! I MEAN HAT!@!! hahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAaaaaaaaassdgfhj/
Jeff K. makes everything better.