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[unhobbityhobbit]

Who beat the rain today? I beat the rain today! \o/ My bike seat wasn't even wet, I am fucking talentedBut ugghhh this irritating bloke came into work today. He used to work there but he hasn't for a year or so but he keeps coming back like a really persistent rash. He gave me his mobile number because I'm one of his "bestest friends" ARE YOU

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[elwon]

D: at loser who does not work with you.

Poor old Bob, fighting Brussels with all he has.

Who says benile? But whoo! for sharing the knowledge.

[unhobbityhobbit]

He only turns up every few months, so hopefully I can continue to fend him off!

And all he has in a measuring tape. ;_;

... I say benile. What do you say?

[elwon]

Hopefully he will one day get the clue!

;_;

I say banal. I may well be saying it wrong though. (isn't it usually prounounced ban-ality in another tense?)

[unhobbityhobbit]

Either he gets a clue or I'll just hide.

Is that banal as in canal or bay-nal or bannel? (idek any more)

[wamyne]

Mice always manage to be responsible for most calamities of this world. Maybe you should send some mice to that "bestest friend" of yours :3

Eeeeh, I even learn English with you! 8D

[unhobbityhobbit]

Omg that is a great idea. I shall keep a mouse in my pocket for when I next see him.

Yes! *learning English brofist*

[theotherdenise]

How can this person not be getting the hint? Seriously, what an idiot.
*sends sympathy*

I say banal, benile seems off to me somehow. But I'm probably saying it wrong anyway.

Also, I laughed inappropriately at you've already got it sticking out around 7 or 8 inches hurr

[unhobbityhobbit]

I think he has no social skills. That is how he doesn't get the hint.

My only hope is probably to only use banal in writing from now on.

Find yourself a gutter and sit in it. For it is where you belong.

[teithiwr]

Yay for beating the rain! ROCK.

Uuuugh that bloke sounds so shitty. Hate it when people just cannot. Take. A hint.

Mice destroying your cooker? HOLY SHIT RUTH, FOR REAL. O__O The mice are continuing their crusade of destruction!

banal and benile are THE SAME WORD

Zomg really??

[unhobbityhobbit]

It makes me feel better that it's not just me that he can't take a hint from. Everyone knows he's a bit weird and he thinks everyone is his friend.

Dad was like "Don't be surprised if there's a dead mouse stuck back here" and then a LIVE ONE PLOPPED RIGHT OUT. It was re-shitting-diculous.

I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE MOCKING ME. DON'T MOCK ME. Who the hell would hear that word and think "Oh yes, that must be spelt banal!".

[teithiwr]

I was sort of maybe mocking you BECAUSE I AM EVIL. Buuuut banal is an absolutely idiotically spelt word. I spent years saying it "bay-nul" in my head. /o\

[unhobbityhobbit]

I don't like you very much.

I though they were benile and bay-nul. I never said baynul out loud though. And me saying benile quickly sounds enough like everyone else saying banal that I was NEVER FOUND OUT.

Until I decided to announce it to the world, of course.

[unhobbityhobbit]

Damn defective people! D:

But it's my grill. And the mice are all over it! What do I doooo?

[unhobbityhobbit]

Do I get to grill some mice?