Us magazine interview.

Jun 16, 2004 21:41

Just to please the masses of adoring fans here is a journal update. I decided I should just publish an excerpt from my recent interview with US magazine for your enjoyment. Man was that reporter annoying! THe interview lasted about 6 hours!

Us magazine - So, I hear that you have been dabbling in eastern philosophy,... tell me more!
Me- Well, ummm, yes and no. I have been wearing a monk's robe but I have not done any yoga.
Us- I'll make note of that! And how is the love life? rumor has it you have been dating Marc Anthony...
me- well, ummm, yes and no. I did not do any yoga but I did masturbate to marc anthony's picture.
US- Interesting. moving on, the public would like to know what you ate for dinner this evening.
me- I had potato salad.
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