Crossovers
Middleman/DCAU
The Cooperative Cetacean Extrication by
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NocturnalRitesWendy + the Middleman + BBatB Aquaman = OUTRAGEOUS!!!! This is so AMAZINGLY PERFECT AND HILARIOUS I CAN'T EVEN. ♥♥♥
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Firefly/Sandman
Concentrated Other by
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eustaciavye"They are only objects," she told them. "This River is not the river that can flow and bend."
buT iN tiMe You MaY SEe thE plaN I haVe FOR yOu. unTIl THen YoU MUSt be PATienT. Short, sharp, perfect meeting between River and Delirium during her time at the Academy.
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The Losers/Jurassic Park
Mission: Dinosaur Adventures by
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pollyrepeat"Oh no," said Jensen.
"Jensen, we need to... talk," said Clay, like the words pained him.
"We’ve noticed that you seem..." Aisha began.
"Please stop," said Jensen. "Please, please, stop."
"Your head is up your ass," she finished, matter-of-fact. The kind of matter-of-fact that meant Aisha was about wade into topics that made her deeply uncomfortable, like feelings. Shit. "Tell us why."
"Would you believe me if I said I didn’t know?"
"Sadly," said Clay, "yes." *dies and is dead* This is hilarious and perfect. The Losers v. dinosaurs, and Jensen's complete obliviousness to his own and Cougar's feelings. I laughed out loud many, many times and the story isn't even that long.
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Alexander the Great/Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Dear Aristotle by
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CrunchySaladHee! Bill and Ted land at Mieza when Hephaistion is there and he is most puzzled by them. Hilarious.
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