Oh look at me finally writing the essay I meant to write like a month ago!! My canon is kinda confusing and I want to explain how I'm workin' it. I will probably be very redundant and I have a lot of topics to cover but... you can... always ask for clarification at least.

( blah blah mystery vs. fantasy, meta-world, the problem with camp, monogamey (IT'S A PUN!!!), not really spoilers? )