You know, you're still the hardest to shop for after all these years? You always seem to go for more modest than I shop for. Don't worry, I didn't get you anything that'll embarass you.

//Attached: Headband and necklace

Happy birthday!

Lillian, no offense or anything, but whatever you do, don't unlock our door. And if Caleb's there, make sure he doesn't come in.

It's big girl stuff, Lilly. You really don't want to know.

Now I'm getting under the covers, putting my headphones on and listening to my music as loud as I can take it, and cursing out Raine's Labramon.