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undid

②→catch you moving through my veins / catch you moving freight like trains

Feb 29, 2008 20:41

What the shit is under my bed and who the fuck put it there?

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skiesdo March 1 2008, 05:06:04 UTC

Problems, Naruto?

undid March 1 2008, 21:55:49 UTC

Hyuuga, there is something making motherfucking whirring noises under my bed and I have no idea what it is and it is way too late to be shooting at stuff, and if I have to explain to baa-baa why I was shooting at a laptop or some shit, I swear to God, I don't even know what I'll do, but it won't be pretty.

I think it's a rat, and if it is we'll be good because rats are fine so long as they don't fucking bite you or anything, but not knowing is seriously freaking me out and if you say one word about going down there and checking I'll hack your balls off 'ttebayo.

God, if it's a snake, so help me Jesus there will be so much blood. I fuckin' hate snakes.

skiesdo March 1 2008, 22:01:49 UTC

Be sure to think really hard about what it might be, then. Maybe the answer will miraculously occur to you.

undid March 1 2008, 22:04:53 UTC

Dude, if I felt like thinking? I would come up with that idea on my own. And shut the fuck up, it isn't like I'm paranoid there is something fucking whirring under my bed.

If it's your electric toothbrush charging or some shit, Hyuuga.

I'll kill you.

With an air gun.

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myfist_urface March 2 2008, 03:15:41 UTC

Have you looked under your bed to find out?

undid March 2 2008, 03:37:41 UTC

No, because it's something really nasty I expect it'll come out the minute I do and that'd be just my fuckin' luck, wouldn't it?

myfist_urface March 2 2008, 03:47:36 UTC

Your sheer amount of bravery astounds me.

undid March 2 2008, 05:30:59 UTC

Doesn't it? I'm tired and I really don't want to waste a bullet. Look, don't judge me, Tema. It's been a long week.

harajuku_kage March 2 2008, 15:56:54 UTC

Fine, so you're not going to check. How are we supposed to try to figure out who put it there if you can't even tell us what it is?

Honestly, Naruto, do you really not understand what a whirring thing could be? The Akatsuki have people in their higher ranks that make bombs, you know.

undid March 2 2008, 16:27:06 UTC

Hence my hesitance to check.

Gaara, with my luck?

It'll fucking blow up in my face if that's what it is.

AND THEN? BEST CASE SCENARIO? I DON'T HAVE A FACE.

gangbangx March 2 2008, 16:46:06 UTC

Oh, for the fucking love of God, yeah ( ... )

undid March 2 2008, 16:54:37 UTC

Oh, well, how reassuring. Because, Houkama-san*, you must be the most trustworthy person to consult, especially in regards to both of our positions at the moment. Not that I'm at all trying to suggest you wouldn't know what you were talking about; I'm quite sure you do. I mean, I don't even talk that much about things I understand completely.

Although, it's nice to know I'm not on your to-do list yet.

*Houkama is the Japanese word for "pyromaniac".

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