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Feb 29, 2008 20:41

What the shit is under my bed and who the fuck put it there?

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gangbangx March 2 2008, 16:46:06 UTC
Oh, for the fucking love of God, yeah.

The type of bomb that you're talking about is an "H-Bomb" -- or "thermonuclear bomb" -- and is made, using only publicly available information. In the photo, he is standing on the steps of the US Supreme Court holding a cut-away model of the H-bomb. Normally, a thermobaric bomb would be used, since it's smaller, but they're also very difficult to make, and no one cares about killing you that much, yeah.

An H-bomb is a three-stage weapon: fission, fusion, and then fission again. The first stage, called the "trigger" (the black ball at the top), is a small plutonium bomb similar to the one dropped on Nagasaki in 1945. The energy release at this stage is mainly due to nuclear fission -- because the atoms of plutonium are split. Tritium is often added to the centre of the plutonium core to "boost" the fission explosion with some additional fusion energy. Boosted or not, however, the only importance of this first-stage explosion is to irradiate and heat the material in the central column to 100 million degrees celsius so that a much more powerful fusion reaction can be started there.

The second stage explosion is due to nuclear fusion in the central column. The main fusion reaction involves concentrated deuterium and tritium (both heavy isotopes of hydrogen) -- which become spontaneously available when neutrons from the first stage explosion bombard a solid material called "lithium deuteride" located in the central column. When this hydrogen-rich mix is heated to 100 million degrees, the deuterium and tritium atoms "fuse" together, releasing enormous amounts of energy. This is the "H" or "thermonuclear" part of the bomb.

Then comes the third stage. The fusion reaction gives off an incredible burst of extremely powerful neutrons -- so powerful that they can split or "fission" atoms of uranium-238 (called "depleted uranium") -- which is impossible at lower energy levels. This third stage more than doubles the power of the explosion, and produces most of the radioactive fallout from the weapon.

Unlike fission bombs, which rely only on nuclear fission, and which can achieve explosions equivalent to thousands of tons of TNT ("kilotons"), the power of an H-bomb or thermonuclear weapon has no practical limit -- it can be made as powerful as you want, by adding more deuterium/tritium to the second stage. Most H-bombs are measured in "megatons" (equivalent to the explosive power of MILLIONS of tons of TNT -- hundreds of times, or even a thousand times more powerful than a fission bomb).

In short?

There isn't a fucking bomb under your bed.

They don't whir. Or tick.

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undid March 2 2008, 16:54:37 UTC
Oh, well, how reassuring. Because, Houkama-san*, you must be the most trustworthy person to consult, especially in regards to both of our positions at the moment. Not that I'm at all trying to suggest you wouldn't know what you were talking about; I'm quite sure you do. I mean, I don't even talk that much about things I understand completely.

Although, it's nice to know I'm not on your to-do list yet.

*Houkama is the Japanese word for "pyromaniac".

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gangbangx March 2 2008, 21:35:28 UTC
-snort- I was trying to reassure you a little, yeah, but take it as you fuckin' will.

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undid March 2 2008, 23:17:15 UTC
Consider the reassurance made, babyface. ♥

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gangbangx March 2 2008, 23:18:16 UTC
You know, you're begging to get your ass kicked when you call people shit like that, yeah.

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undid March 2 2008, 23:23:15 UTC
Oh, I'll be sure to let you know when you start to make me nervous.

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gangbangx March 2 2008, 23:24:33 UTC
You assume too much, yeah, seriously. I wasn't fucking threatening you. If I was trying to make you nervous, yeah, it'd be more obvious.

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undid March 2 2008, 23:28:56 UTC
Cute. ♥ As long as you're clear about it. I just thought I'd say so - it's not a defensive tactic. I'm just telling you for future notice. (No need to be offended, Kinpacchan.)

Should I come up with a safe word to make things simpler? ♥

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gangbangx March 2 2008, 23:36:33 UTC
(I'm not fucking offended, yeah.)

A safe word for what?

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undid March 2 2008, 23:39:36 UTC
(-laughing- That's not what it looks like.)

For life. For arguments. For the whole fact that we'll probably end up inadvertently killing one another someday, somehow. Whatever you think we can use it for. I'll give you your choice at every word that exists between her and Italy dattebayo. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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gangbangx March 2 2008, 23:43:47 UTC
A word to make us stop fighting, yeah?

(Tsh-)

How about a phrase? "Your art sucks."

That will totally keep me in check, yeah.

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undid March 2 2008, 23:44:40 UTC
Creative.

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gangbangx March 2 2008, 23:44:58 UTC
I'm famous for it.

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undid March 2 2008, 23:57:29 UTC
Are you really? Good to know.

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gangbangx March 2 2008, 23:59:47 UTC
Yeah. I'm also famous for sucking cock and selling myself on the street, but hush, not too loudly, yeah, or you might notice the sarcasm.

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undid March 3 2008, 00:02:18 UTC
Only the street? Couldn't even get into a bar or anything 'ttebayo? Doesn't say much for your quality, baby. I'd be glad to help you practice, though.

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