Oct 31, 2011 21:32
[Charis really doesn't seem to notice that the tablet is on, or maybe she just doesn't care, either way she seems very interested what the talking candy is saying; interested and annoyed.]
Did you know that you would be considered valuable breeding stock because you're a Kheran woman whose still fertile?
...What did you just say? [She glares at the tiny piece of candy that just spoke to her, clearly that hit a nerve somewhere deep inside of her.]
Did you know that the Adrastea were originally bred to be slaves?
No, really? I had no idea that we were the slave caste of Khera, what would I ever do without you fact spewing candies around? [The sarcasm there is so thick, so very, very thick.]
Did you know both Kheran men you've loved have betrayed you? No, I didn't, it's not like I was there for those things.
[These candies are way too good at striking her nerves.]
Did you know that the goddess Nemesis never had a consort?
[She glares more, the candy struck another nerve, this time there's something almost sad in her expression.]
Did you know the average human male life expectancy is 75.92 years? [And that's it, that's the final fact that makes her snap. She stands up and grabs the piece of candy that just gave her that particular fact.]
Did you know that candy is meant to be eaten? [And with that she eats it, and then goes about smashing the other pieces around her.]
!wildcats: charis [nemesis],
wildcats: cole cash [grifter],
dragon age ii: fenris