Still falls the rain... (still falls the rain) [Accidental video]
[Video opens when the tablet is knocked off the table, the face of the Impaler deathly focused as a fist pounds the table and several talking candies go falling off with cries of Did you know? He does not notice the tablet, opening a bag of skewers meant to toast marshmallows and brandishing one at those that remain on the table as though it will make them all suddenly quiet.]
Did you know? Your idea of sending diseased among the Turks would now be known as biological warfare?
[He stares at the unseen dog-looking candy/bean thing. He had not heard that before. Eyes go from black to blue, a humane type of colour, just as he puts a long-nailed finger to prod it into another fact of his glory.]
Did you know? Murdering a monk simply because he says you will never be canonized is a very good way to keep that from happening?
[Without hesitation, the skewer comes down the candy dog, which only says Lalala~! One a day trivia! as it does so. But that does not mean the others are so inclined.]
Did you know? They changed the name of the Arges River when your second wife committed suicide by jumping in rather than be led in captivity by the Turks?
Did you know? Your brother was blinded by red hot pokers before being buried alive?
Did you know? Your father was scalped alive before being buried alive?
[It is hard to tell what is going on in Vlad's mind, especially how after each one tells such hideous things, they are then subjected to being slowly wormed down the skewer.
The choruses of Lalala~! One a day trivia! are telling, if nothing else.]
Did you know? Your idea of sending diseased among the Turks would now be known as biological warfare?
[He stares at the unseen dog-looking candy/bean thing. He had not heard that before. Eyes go from black to blue, a humane type of colour, just as he puts a long-nailed finger to prod it into another fact of his glory.]
Did you know? Murdering a monk simply because he says you will never be canonized is a very good way to keep that from happening?
[Without hesitation, the skewer comes down the candy dog, which only says Lalala~! One a day trivia! as it does so. But that does not mean the others are so inclined.]
Did you know? They changed the name of the Arges River when your second wife committed suicide by jumping in rather than be led in captivity by the Turks?
Did you know? Your brother was blinded by red hot pokers before being buried alive?
Did you know? Your father was scalped alive before being buried alive?
[It is hard to tell what is going on in Vlad's mind, especially how after each one tells such hideous things, they are then subjected to being slowly wormed down the skewer.
The choruses of Lalala~! One a day trivia! are telling, if nothing else.]