seventh bow. [Video]

[savedbyradishes]

[The video opens on a cat.

Not a talking car, but a regular cat. A very thin, waif-like cat.]

No, no, no. You ruin my kitchen, you fall in the flour, and now you play with my tablet. Why are you doing this?

[Po comes on feed, holding the cat out in front as though he has no idea what to make of it. And, actually, that's the truth of the matter.

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[tobestronger]

[He smiles.] I think she likes you.

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[savedbyradishes]

[The cat is sitting in a bowl of bean buns, eating them while her tail moves up and down and back and forth.]

Or she likes bean buns.

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[tobestronger]

You think you're the only place in the underworld she could get bean buns?

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[savedbyradishes]

Uhm...authentic ones, maybe?

[Read: The best, duh.]

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[tobestronger]

I'm pretty sure there are dead Chinese here, Po-san.

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[savedbyradishes]

But...Mister's Pingsarethebest?

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[tobestronger]

Does...that mean you've tried all the others?

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[savedbyradishes]

...

[He manages to look ashamed, at least?]

Theygavemeeverythingforfree...

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[tobestronger]

[A little confused.] Who did?

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[savedbyradishes]

Uhm...all the people in the market? Apparently talking pandas are...hard to come by and...they don't feel bad feeding me?

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[tobestronger]

You're...taking advantage of them because they think you're just a dumb animal. You...realize that, right?

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[savedbyradishes]

[EXCUSE YOU!?]

What!? No! I talk to them-they know I'm not-dumb!?

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[tobestronger]

Yeah, but...people don't think about animals the way...other animals do...I guess.

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[savedbyradishes]

But we talk about food and stuff! They know I'm not...dumb!

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[tobestronger]

...oh, so they give you free samples.

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[savedbyradishes]

Yes! That's exactly what I meant!