seventh bow. [Video]

[savedbyradishes]

[The video opens on a cat.

Not a talking car, but a regular cat. A very thin, waif-like cat.]

No, no, no. You ruin my kitchen, you fall in the flour, and now you play with my tablet. Why are you doing this?

[Po comes on feed, holding the cat out in front as though he has no idea what to make of it. And, actually, that's the truth of the matter.

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[video]

[xxii_thefool]

[She's trying, really, but she can't help but smile. Aww. Cute!]

The poor thing looks hungry. If you really don't want her around, you could try getting someone else to feed her and see if she'll adopt them instead?

Cats kind of do what they want, though, from what I can tell.

[video]

[savedbyradishes]

[She was trying to be nice, he knows...but this is still very depressing for him. At least Misaki kind of understood. Kind of.]

The cats I know can feed themselves. Why can't she?

[video]

[xxii_thefool]

[Realizing how bothered he is makes her more serious; Minako's smile becomes sympathetic rather than amused.]

I'm sorry, Po. It seems like your world is different from most other ones... Instead of thinking of her like the cats you know, maybe it'd be better to think of her more like a baby who can't speak or do everything for herself the way we can.

[video]

[savedbyradishes]

[He's not looking at her. Instead, all eyes on are this monochrome, miniscule cat creature that's purring and nuzzling against his paw. Why? Why is this happening?]

But she's as big as she'll get.

[Honestly? He just Doesn't Understand.]

[Audio]

[14yearswim]

She's doing it because she's a cat.

Give her food and water and a place to sleep, or find someone who will.

[Video]

[savedbyradishes]

[The cat is currently amusing herself by running around ON him, sinking her claws in fat in order to propel herself.]

She's the most ill-mannered cat ever!

[Audio]

[14yearswim]

Did she pee on your shoes? [...Do talking pandas even wear shoes?]

video forever, etc.

[savedbyradishes]

[...she wouldn't dare!]

WHAT!? Why would she do that-!? That's private! [And no, he doesn't wear shoes, but Master Shifu does.]

[Video]

[hellsbellsharry]

[Have an amused Wizard.]

We don't have animals like you back home, Po. She's probably hungry.

[Video]

[savedbyradishes]

[Hey Harry!]

So I've gathered.

[Already, he's trying to think of what she'd like. And so far she seems to be enjoying sitting in a bowl of bean buns and eating them contentedly.]

[Video]

[hellsbellsharry]

I think there's some cat food in the market place for sale...

[A shrug.] How you doing?

[Video]

[savedbyradishes]

[So far, the cat seems happy enough to be eating bean buns. He'll have a tofu and veggie cat, just you wait.]

I'm okay...how are you? You sound kind of tired.

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[tobestronger]

[He smiles.] I think she likes you.

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[savedbyradishes]

[The cat is sitting in a bowl of bean buns, eating them while her tail moves up and down and back and forth.]

Or she likes bean buns.

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[tobestronger]

You think you're the only place in the underworld she could get bean buns?

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[savedbyradishes]

Uhm...authentic ones, maybe?

[Read: The best, duh.]

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[playsforkeeps]

[He's chuckling as he begins to talk.] Well, mon ami, we usually feed 'em an' pet 'em. Met 'em feel welcome.

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[savedbyradishes]

[He pauses. The thin cat is eating out of a bean bowl, but that's not what he's concerned with.]

Pet...what do you mean?

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[playsforkeeps]

[That's what he'd been afraid of.] Well, hard to explain, Po, seein' as...

...well, she ain't talkin', non? Ain't dat weird fo' animals, far as you know?

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[savedbyradishes]

Yeah...she's not. I know what a pet is, but I don't know what you mean by pet her.