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[notzombiebait]

[ When the tablet turns on it reveals the obviously perplexed expression of a perhaps, familiar to some, face. He'd been walking for awhile, after coming off the boat. Trying his radio, but it had been to no avail- so he'd turned to the only device left after noticing it had audio, video and text functions. Figured if he wasn't having luck with his

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[zerosuitjill]

[Give her about a second and a half to recover.

Give her two more to dart across her room and seize her tablet, turning on the feed before she's even aligned the view properly.]

Chris?

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[notzombiebait]

Jill?

[ He stops dead, hearing her voice. Last time he'd seen her they'd been being debriefed- and it's been a long while, since then. There's relief though, it's good to see such a familiar face, and one he can trust to fill him in. ]

Jill- Where the hell are you? And where the hell am I?

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[zerosuitjill]

[She's already moving, securing her pistol as she goes.] It's a long story -- stay where you are, I'll come to you.

And Chris -- if people contact you, listen to them. It sounds crazy, but they're telling the truth.

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[notzombiebait]

[ He seems reluctant. What is he supposed to do, sit on his hands? But he nods, and will wait for her like he's been told to. Maybe. Hopefully. ]

Jill- what the hell is going on here? [ She's being so damn cryptic! ]

video!! let's do this, bro!!

[rainscars]

[ When the feed starts, all you really see is half of Yamamoto's face - from the nose up. And currently, he's blinking at the other and then you'll notice his head tilting to one side.

A few seconds pass and his tilting his head to the other side, as if he's trying to figure something out. And then his eyes close and the way his expression creases at certain parts is enough to say that he's grinning - trying not to chuckle. ]

I think you lost your pigtails on the way here, big guy.

video; autobots, roll out?

[notzombiebait]

[ Chris doesn't return the grin. He's too serious business for smiles. Besides- he doesn't know where he is, or what's going on. Still... ]

Can't say they're something I miss. [ The flattest of the flat looks, Yamamoto. ]

video! /rollin' rollin' rollin'

[rainscars]

Ma, ma, I guess that means you don't want help finding them, then!

[ A low chuckle and after a few seconds, he seems aware of how awkward his feed must look and he rights it - enough to flash the rest of his face, lips, chin and scar. ]

Guess this means you're one of the new kids on the block, too?

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[notzombiebait]

Not particularly.

[ Now if he was talking about a way out... It might have been different. ]

You could put it that way. Any idea where we are?

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[spiritessence]

I'm afraid you're not. [Whatever the land of Kansas is.]

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[notzombiebait]

Sure looking like it. So then, any explanation as to where I am?

[ He sure doesn't remember going spelunking... ]

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[spiritessence]

You're in this place called the Underworld. The gods have decided to add you to their collection of fun pawns to play with. [That last bit there is said bitterly.] Along with many of us who are also trapped here.

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[notzombiebait]

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Bullshit.

[ He shakes his head. ]

You'll have to do better than that. [ Seriously Anders, do you know how unbelievable you sound? ]

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[inforapound]

[Have an angel in degenerate Brit's clothing eying you with an oddly intent sort of curiosity, Chris.]

You couldn't be farther from Kansas if you tried. Welcome to hades.

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[notzombiebait]

Welcome to what?

Look, I've had some weird dreams, but this is starting to toe the line.

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[inforapound]

Hades. The place, not the entity. Although that particular bastard is around here somewhere.

It's not a dream. More a - dimension-spanning kidnapping ring and torture arena piloted by a pair of rogue divinities.

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[notzombiebait]

Now you're just pulling my leg.

[ He hopes ]

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[aint_comin_back]

It ain't Kansas. You're right about that. [At least, it's never been called 'Kansas' in Mal's time here.] Mal Reynolds. You been given the rundown yet?

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[notzombiebait]

Chris.

[ Don't mind his pause, as he considers what he's been told thus far. It's been nothing believable, that's for sure. ]

Nothing I've heard that I've believed.

[ But then... if everyone is saying the same thing... It gets harder and harder to dispute. ]

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[aint_comin_back]

I hear that a good bit.

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[notzombiebait]

Anything else you hear, or have heard that might be of use?