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Aug 21, 2011 16:21

[ When the tablet turns on it reveals the obviously perplexed expression of a perhaps, familiar to some, face. He'd been walking for awhile, after coming off the boat. Trying his radio, but it had been to no avail- so he'd turned to the only device left after noticing it had audio, video and text functions. Figured if he wasn't having luck with his ( Read more... )

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[Video] inforapound August 22 2011, 04:59:16 UTC

[Have an angel in degenerate Brit's clothing eying you with an oddly intent sort of curiosity, Chris.]

You couldn't be farther from Kansas if you tried. Welcome to hades.

[Video] notzombiebait August 23 2011, 08:27:56 UTC

Welcome to what?

Look, I've had some weird dreams, but this is starting to toe the line.

[Video] inforapound August 23 2011, 08:37:16 UTC

Hades. The place, not the entity. Although that particular bastard is around here somewhere.

It's not a dream. More a - dimension-spanning kidnapping ring and torture arena piloted by a pair of rogue divinities.

[Video] notzombiebait August 23 2011, 08:38:11 UTC

Now you're just pulling my leg.

[ He hopes ]

[Video] inforapound August 23 2011, 08:45:42 UTC

As entertaining as that would surely be, I'm absolutely serious.

[Video] notzombiebait August 23 2011, 09:02:12 UTC

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All right fine. Say I was willing to buy what you're saying, then why the hell are we here? Last I checked I was still alive and shooting.

[Video] inforapound August 23 2011, 23:38:10 UTC

Well, death can come on surprisingly fast. But we're here as pawns in a conflict between the aformentioned deities. If you're living, it's Hecate pulling the strings.

[Video] notzombiebait August 26 2011, 12:43:42 UTC

Heart beating in my chest say anything about my state?

[ And then a pause. ]

You can't be serious. Hecate? [ There has to be a more logical explanation for this.]

[Video] inforapound August 26 2011, 17:06:27 UTC

That does seem to be indicative of life.

[He smiles a little tightly.]

Oh, I am deadly serious, Agent Redfield. Whether the identities our captors lay claim to is objectively true or not does remain up for debate, but even if you dismiss the possibility out of hand, the fact remains that that's how they've made themselves known.

[Video] notzombiebait August 28 2011, 13:47:40 UTC

[ Chris takes a few moments to just wrack his brains on what he can remember about the Greek Underworld. It's not like it was his particular field of study. ]

So say I bite. How do you know they're the real deal? I've seen a lot of strange things, but this is starting to take the cake. [ Mass delusions? He doesn't even know. ]

[Video] inforapound August 30 2011, 23:19:19 UTC

While you'd no doubt find my credentials as difficult to believe as your current predicament, let's just say I know a deity when it manages the literally impossible.

[He pauses.]

Consider them sufficiently advanced aliens, if you'd like. Or elder things, or a very bad trip. All you really need to know is that they are powerful, dangerous, and capricious.

[Video] notzombiebait September 1 2011, 13:49:43 UTC

Oh yeah? Try me. What're your credentials.

[ He's heard a lot from 'Gods' in his time, all right. Probably too much. ]

Powerful, dangerous and capricious, I can buy. Sounds like someone I used to know. [ And then he shot him in the face with a rocket. ]

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