I like the last one
You are persian IF...
1.)you refer to yourself as persian, not an iranian
4.)You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or Mercedes. (bww)
7.)You can't spell worth a shit.
8.)You have a friend that designs websites.
12.)You are studying to be a dentist.
13.)You only hang out in droves of 12 or more
14.)Your wardrobe consists of black, black, and more black.
18.)You wish Waffle House had "kaleh pache" on the menu. (that’s a fried dish)
19.)You can't sleep before 3 AM.
26.)You rap along to DMX in farsi
28.)Your hair is a fire hazard. (Its curly)
34.)You only vacation in Miami or LA.
38.)Your last name ends in "i" "ian" or "oli" (yes)
43.)You think you're the first one to come up with Persian Mafia. (haha…yea..)
45.)You rewind the movie Clueless to show your friends the Mafia part. (I pointed it out..)
47.)You find cow tongue appetizing. (my parents might)
49.)You always have a place to stay when you visit DC, Atlanta, Toronto, Dallas, or Santa Monnica. (o yea)
50.)You know Ali. (a very common iranian guy name..id say I know 2 or 3)
57.)You order hot tea at Chili's. (another persian chromosome missing...i never liked tea)
59.)You have a houka as a centerpiece in your living room. (in my parents room but im noticing the trend catching on in america)
62.)You have a persian rug in every room. (mmhm)
63.)You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and figs. (haha yeaa)
67.)You get pissed off when someone calls you an Arab. (a little)
71.)You always taroff about who will pay. (taroff is this thing where you always decline an offering like if somone wants to pay you always say nono I will and them no no back. It’s costume to go back and forth. Even if you want seconds and your at someone elses house you always say no until they like put it on your plate after massive insisting. It gets annoying.)
76.)Your grandmother insists you eat something everytime you visit her. (of course)
80.)You can get a hook-up almost anywhere you go. (my dad thinks car dealers are similar to bazaar’s were you can “negotiate”)
83.)You'll listen to anything but country music. (something like that)
84.)Your parents say your becoming americanized anytime you get into trouble. (psh yea)
86.)You're parents have been here for 20 years but they still say "I like dat von". (!!!!)
1.)you refer to yourself as persian, not an iranian
4.)You refuse to drive anything but a BMW or Mercedes. (bww)
7.)You can't spell worth a shit.
8.)You have a friend that designs websites.
12.)You are studying to be a dentist.
13.)You only hang out in droves of 12 or more
14.)Your wardrobe consists of black, black, and more black.
18.)You wish Waffle House had "kaleh pache" on the menu. (that’s a fried dish)
19.)You can't sleep before 3 AM.
26.)You rap along to DMX in farsi
28.)Your hair is a fire hazard. (Its curly)
34.)You only vacation in Miami or LA.
38.)Your last name ends in "i" "ian" or "oli" (yes)
43.)You think you're the first one to come up with Persian Mafia. (haha…yea..)
45.)You rewind the movie Clueless to show your friends the Mafia part. (I pointed it out..)
47.)You find cow tongue appetizing. (my parents might)
49.)You always have a place to stay when you visit DC, Atlanta, Toronto, Dallas, or Santa Monnica. (o yea)
50.)You know Ali. (a very common iranian guy name..id say I know 2 or 3)
57.)You order hot tea at Chili's. (another persian chromosome missing...i never liked tea)
59.)You have a houka as a centerpiece in your living room. (in my parents room but im noticing the trend catching on in america)
62.)You have a persian rug in every room. (mmhm)
63.)You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and figs. (haha yeaa)
67.)You get pissed off when someone calls you an Arab. (a little)
71.)You always taroff about who will pay. (taroff is this thing where you always decline an offering like if somone wants to pay you always say nono I will and them no no back. It’s costume to go back and forth. Even if you want seconds and your at someone elses house you always say no until they like put it on your plate after massive insisting. It gets annoying.)
76.)Your grandmother insists you eat something everytime you visit her. (of course)
80.)You can get a hook-up almost anywhere you go. (my dad thinks car dealers are similar to bazaar’s were you can “negotiate”)
83.)You'll listen to anything but country music. (something like that)
84.)Your parents say your becoming americanized anytime you get into trouble. (psh yea)
86.)You're parents have been here for 20 years but they still say "I like dat von". (!!!!)