When Cooper eats his lentil soup, the world becomes a more orderly place. Ergo, the process of Cooper eating lentil soup decreases the entropy of the universe, and that cannot be. In fact, the reverse must be the case. At all times, one would expect Cooper to be radiating masses of lentil soup.
How's that for blatant misuse of chemistry?
PS: There's something about the portrait of Alfred Brendel on my CD cover that makes him look strikingly like my uncles. I can't find the exact CD label online, but
here is another good example of him.
Excuse my disordered thoughts today. I simply feel too uninterested in arranging them into a logical sequence.