37: Yule have to help me here

[undertaking4u]

Hmmm...without an ~apprentice~ to help me out, it will be very ~difficult~ to deliver gifts like I did ~last~ year. Does anyone have any good ~ideas~ about some ~other~ way to celebrate this ~Yuletide~ season?

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[ibreakrules]

Push pairs of people under the mistletoe and videotape them kissing.

[undertaking4u]

The ~video~ tape is the moving ~photograph~, correct? Oh, what ~delightful~ blackmail memories I could capture...

[ibreakrules]

Exactly. It could be incredibly fun.

[undertaking4u]

Do they sell them at the ~bookstore~?

[ibreakrules]

Probably.