You know, Titanic is really a ginormous waste of hours. The first bit is basically filler fluff, Jack and Rose saying "I hate you- I like you- I love you." Second half is only stomachable for two reasons: the ship sinking is the most awesome effing thing ever and when Rose won't get on the boat with out Jack, he grabs her and kisses her and says, " ( Read more... )

Dear Jerry,
              I'd like to apologize for not writing to you in a while, but that restraining order you got has really limited me. And also: WHAT THE FUCK!?! You give Greg NO screentime, I mean not even the usual 5 minutes and you expecting me to be FUCKING grateful!?! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you and if you don't shape up by next ( Read more... )

My parents took me out for breakfast at Cora's this morning and over my waffles/fruit/whipped cream/crepes I decided NOW was the time to try to communicate my insane love for books.

"I love books!" I declared, fork waving madly. "None of my friends get it! Because books are just so good! They're better than real life! I could spend my entire life ( Read more... )