Crosby Sucks Chant Feat. Fleury (aka Telephone by Lady GaGa & Beyonce)
(Crosby)
Hello, hello haters, you chant I can’t hear a thing.
I have got no patience for your stupid chanting.
What, what did you say, are you making fun of me?
Sorry I cannot hear you, I’m busy scoring.
B-b-busy scoring, b-b-busy scoring.
Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm busy scoring.
Just a second; it's my chance to score on power play.
And I cannot react to your stupid chant, eh.
You know that you're a fan of me, you can't hide your jealousy.
And now you won't stop chanting my name.
I'm busy scoring.
Keep chanting, Keep chanting.
But it doesn't work you should know.
I got my stick with the puck to score a goal.
Keep chanting, Keep chanting.
But it doesn't work you should know.
I got my stick with the puck to score a goal.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Keep chanting' Crosby!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm scoring!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Keep chanting' Crosby!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can chant all you want but you know I don't suck.
And it only makes me score more goals.
'Cause I'm out on the ice and I'm passin' that puck.
And you're chant just makes me score more goals.
Chant all you want but you know I don't suck.
And it only makes me score more goals.
'Cause I'm out on the ice and I'm passin' that puck.
And you're chant just makes me score more goals.
(Fleury)
Yo, the way you crash into my net, won't make me miss no faster,
score on me no faster, leave my net no faster.
I shouldn't have to thank my post 'cause that was a disaster!
Stopping pucks like a master.
Sorry, I am a defender.
(Crosby)
Not that I enjoy it, I'm just trying to play.
And I am sick and tired of my name cha-chanting.
(Fleury)
Sometimes I feel like your fans need some medication.
Tonight they won't be cheering for goals 'cause I'll be blockin'.
'Cause I'll be blockin', 'cause I'll be blockin'.
Tonight they won't be cheering for goals 'cause I'll be blockin'.
(Both)
Keep chanting, Keep chanting.
But it doesn't work you should know.
I got my stick with the puck to score a goal.
Keep chanting, Keep chanting.
But it doesn't work you should know.
I got my stick with the puck to score a goal.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Keep chanting' Crosby!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm scoring!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Keep chanting' Crosby!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can chant all you want but you know I don't suck.
And it only makes me score more goals.
'Cause I'm out on the ice and I'm passin' that puck.
And you're chant just makes me score more goals.
Chant all you want but you know I don't suck.
And it only makes me score more goals.
'Cause I'm out on the ice and I'm passin' that puck.
And you're chant just makes me score more goals.
Score more goals, Sc-sc-score more goals.
'Cause I'm out on the ice and I'm passin' that puck.
And you're chant just makes me score more goals.