So, I'm an idiot....
Incase you were wondering, being really dehydrated and eating a poppyseed muffin a few hours before a drug test is not a good idea, especially if you plan on passing it. Yeah, I know, I'm a moron. On the up-side, the test was for a really shitty farm job that I really didn't want, anyway. And I'm not just rationalizing.
The funny thing is, I haven't done any illicit substances for a few months in preparation for this test. Damn my pastry-lust.
You'd think that by now doctors could tell the difference between a fucking muffin and say, I don't know, black tar heroin. Come one, science, it's two-thousand-fucking-six!
I have three jobs to go back to in late August, so the money really isn't the issue. I'm pretty stacked as it is right now, and I've been picking up some odd jobs to pass the time. I think I'm more concerned with my image as a non-opium fiend. Could be.
The funny thing is, I haven't done any illicit substances for a few months in preparation for this test. Damn my pastry-lust.
You'd think that by now doctors could tell the difference between a fucking muffin and say, I don't know, black tar heroin. Come one, science, it's two-thousand-fucking-six!
I have three jobs to go back to in late August, so the money really isn't the issue. I'm pretty stacked as it is right now, and I've been picking up some odd jobs to pass the time. I think I'm more concerned with my image as a non-opium fiend. Could be.