proof that god exists:
proof that god exists: new doritos blazin' buffalo and ranch chips. totally fucking awesome.
for further proof that god exists please see: scarlett johansen in a bathing suit. the aforementioned image (bathing suit, not chips) is featured prominently on the back of the dvd box of woody allen's most recent film, "scoop" - out today on dvd - presumably because the people marketing it knew that there was basically no other way to get 98.461% of the population at all interested in seeing said film.
of course, your resident woody allen scholar (that'd be me) could not wait to rent the motherfucker and has been anticipating it for months.
readers are 94% assured that they may expect a posting within a few days discussing why "scoop" is a massive fucking disappointment.