I LOVE TATTERS!
LETS GO TO THE STRIP BAR!!! Yeah, fuck my boss, he wants to piss me off before work like an idiot, im gonna act like an idiot too and go to the titty bar for lunch. Well, those of you who don't know me, im not the type to typically go to the titty bar, infact, i've never been to the titty bar until now, but then again, why am i explaining this when nobody reads this shit anyways except ONE person. So we go out and drive about 20 min to get there, and yes, lunch is typically only 30min, but FUCK THEM BIATCHES. Anyways, we get there, and of course, its a bar too, so we all orderdrinks, and were sitting there chillin and im of course enjoying the show, and one of the guys told the girl up on stage that i wanted a lapdance, i wasn't paying any attention to THEM or I would have waved it off. So im sitting there, and the girl is off stage now and she walks right over to me and just says "So do I get to take you in back right now or later?" I of course was NOT expecting that so i just get this big ole grin across my face because now im humored, and of course i tell her "Oh damn girl, if you want it that bad we can go right now!" , and so she takes my hand and leads me into the back room. By now, i figured out that they said something because i didn't know where she was taking me and i actually asked when she told me that the man said i wanted a dance. So, i get back in the room and sit down, this girl wants $20 for a single song, and I didn't want to be a jerk and tell her NO, seeing that she already had me back here, so i figure, first time at a strip bar, might as well get my first real lapdance. Well, it was NOT what i expected, see, i was told that girls aren't supposed to grind on you too much because its against the law, and i don't really care for just seeing some girl shake her ass and breasts in front of my face, but this girl did me good. She was ALL OVER ME, i really couldn't call it a dance, it was more.....a quick body massage for my balls lol. And on top of that, the girl kept staring into my eyes, this girl knew how to do her job right, cause damnit, i want more. So anyways, think of me as a pervert or what not, i don't care, im 22 years old, i never been with anybody because i always wanted to wait for someone special, that doesn't mean that i need to be with this girl forever, i just wanted it to be with someone im extrememly comfortable around and on top of that, someone that i know i could never forget. I know thats never going to happen, so fuck it, im gonna just start going out and trying to meet all the girls i can and have fun, and i just have a feeling that its going to destroy the person i am and have always tried to be, a good man, but i don't think thats going to disapoint anybody.