Remember that Friday is Talk Like a Dalek Day (date selected in honour of Peter Hawkins, the original voice of the Daleks. His birthday was April 3rd). So get out there, SEEK, LOCATE, EXTERMINATE!

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An odd SMS to receive. From Iraq...

Now, I only know one person who might be in Iraq at this precise moment... and he'd have other ways to get ahold of me. So, play it cagey.
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+9647701??????? : Inot know u but hope to be your friend. Wouldu like
At 10 cents a (n outgoing) message, unfortunately, it's ( Read more... )

I have solved an age-old dilemma. How to herd cats.

It requires a calm but happy medium-sized elderly dog on a short leash and a garden hoe.

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