Moving furniture and tearing up old carpet sucks. I cannot wait until I am properly moved in.
Mama: Can you move the fucking dresser please?
Me: Can you get your shit off the dresser then please?
Mama: Ooh, you shut up.
Me: Go to hell.
Mama: Well, you go to DOUBLE HELL.
Me: There's no such thing as double hell, you're making that up.
Mama: Yes
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