Okay, so.... chat. Is a thing. A terrible thing.

Pissy: If I had unlimited money, I would buy congress
Leen: I would buy congress with the devil
Pissy: Ew that's my father
Leen: ;) Don't you want to call me mommy, Pissy?
Pissy: Only if we get to have hot Mommy/Daugher sex
Leen: Of course we do. Only gay incest is okay, right?
Pissy: MOMMY!
Clex: ( Read more... )

So you see videos of those really awesome orchestras playing concerts and stuff, right, and all the people are in formal wear... What happens when they're just recording something for an album? Do they still dress up ( Read more... )

Latvia ( Read more... )

Okay. Weird thing ( Read more... )

I was walking down the rainbow road when a one armed walrus bit my leg. I cried chocolate milk tears and sat on the marshmallow skunk. We decided that dim sum is good with tea and tea is good with umbrella soup.

(I found this on my computer in a document titled 'DEAR FUTURE SELF')
Here is a list of things this is not:

( it only gets weirder )

Yeah, most of this is gratuitously stolen (without permission!) from epiphanyx7.


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Source unknown. Found in the foreword to Amy Tan's Saving Fish From Drowning.A pious man explained to his followers: "It is evil to take lives, and noble to save them. Each day I pledge to save a hundred lives. I drop my net into the lake and scoop out a hundred fishes. I place the fishes on the bank, where they flop and twirl. "Don't be scared," I ( Read more... )

Gah, I say!

I knew July 15th was coming. I knew it was, and yet I put it off. I just kept putting it off. I thought, there's always tomorrow.

THERE IS NO MORE TOMORROW. WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TOMORROW.

I just had a little vision of the future ( Read more... )