I Gave My Heart To You
Okay, so here I am, sitting at the computer, blasting what my family would call "annoying music", and playing hearts with the computer.
Now keep in mind that this computer thing can't shut down unless I tell it to, doesn't realize that it has a virus if it does, can't think, act, do anything for itself, and yet it's royally whooping my ass at hearts for the past forty minutes. Plus about three hours last night. But that was Michelle's computer, which is possessed by the spirit of a wise old Indian chief. I figure he was the hearts champion of his time.
But this computer, Moe's computer, is simply a machine. How is it so good at cards!?
I should smash it open and make sure it's not possessed or demonic...
Now keep in mind that this computer thing can't shut down unless I tell it to, doesn't realize that it has a virus if it does, can't think, act, do anything for itself, and yet it's royally whooping my ass at hearts for the past forty minutes. Plus about three hours last night. But that was Michelle's computer, which is possessed by the spirit of a wise old Indian chief. I figure he was the hearts champion of his time.
But this computer, Moe's computer, is simply a machine. How is it so good at cards!?
I should smash it open and make sure it's not possessed or demonic...