Drabble
was for sd_ldws week 5
The prompts were:
Genre/Cliché: Crack
Prompt: Disney
Word Count: Up to 300
Title: Mission: Prince(s)
Author: [info]umbrahikari
Warning(s): none
Summary: Steve is a man on a mission, much to Danny's chagrin.
He had acquired Naveen, Flynn, and Aladdin rather quickly. Eric, Adam, and Charming had all made him grind his teeth with hunting them down and then waiting. It was the last two targets who were proving truly difficult however Steve was former S.E.A.L. and if nothing else his previous life had gifted him with the virtue of diligence. Targets Ferdinand and Phillip would be acquired, it was just a matter of time and keeping Danny entertained.
"Are you seriously questioning poor Cast Members like informants Steven!? I cannot believe we score a week long stay for two at Aulani, Disney's new Hawaiian paradise resort and you have to spend our time getting an autograph and picture with each Disney Prince! How do you even know all their names, much less their times and locations? Do you have some secret fetish I need to be aware of? Why didn't you get John Smith's picture back there? I will not be going back to that line for that because you skipped him on accident!"
Danny was near jogging to keep up with Steven's greater strides but that last employee had told him that Phillip should be coming out near the gardens soon and only for a short time. The only reason all the Prince and Princess characters were wandering alone around all in one day was for the Gay Days festival.
"John Smith isn't a prince Danny and he doesn't even end up with his supposed true love, she marries John Rolfe instead whom also isn't a prince."
"You are actually discriminating amongst Disney characters!? What kind of freak are you?"
"One that loves his own Prince," and he can't help but kiss Danno when he finds both missing Princes in the garden.
The prompts were:
Genre/Cliché: Crack
Prompt: Disney
Word Count: Up to 300
Title: Mission: Prince(s)
Author: [info]umbrahikari
Warning(s): none
Summary: Steve is a man on a mission, much to Danny's chagrin.
He had acquired Naveen, Flynn, and Aladdin rather quickly. Eric, Adam, and Charming had all made him grind his teeth with hunting them down and then waiting. It was the last two targets who were proving truly difficult however Steve was former S.E.A.L. and if nothing else his previous life had gifted him with the virtue of diligence. Targets Ferdinand and Phillip would be acquired, it was just a matter of time and keeping Danny entertained.
"Are you seriously questioning poor Cast Members like informants Steven!? I cannot believe we score a week long stay for two at Aulani, Disney's new Hawaiian paradise resort and you have to spend our time getting an autograph and picture with each Disney Prince! How do you even know all their names, much less their times and locations? Do you have some secret fetish I need to be aware of? Why didn't you get John Smith's picture back there? I will not be going back to that line for that because you skipped him on accident!"
Danny was near jogging to keep up with Steven's greater strides but that last employee had told him that Phillip should be coming out near the gardens soon and only for a short time. The only reason all the Prince and Princess characters were wandering alone around all in one day was for the Gay Days festival.
"John Smith isn't a prince Danny and he doesn't even end up with his supposed true love, she marries John Rolfe instead whom also isn't a prince."
"You are actually discriminating amongst Disney characters!? What kind of freak are you?"
"One that loves his own Prince," and he can't help but kiss Danno when he finds both missing Princes in the garden.