Zombie Plan
So, I can't actually remember where I first heard this, but several years ago, someone was telling me their "Zombie plan." And, surprisingly, my first thought was not "um, ok. . . crazy nut" but "Oh, shit! Why don't I have a zombie plan yet!?" In case you don't follow, a zombie plan is your strategy for survival if the world suddenly became overrun with zombies (think: your life + your favorite zombie movie).
So I have one that I've been tweaking since it's conception, but I realized the other day that since I'm marrying Brian, I need to completely reassess and overhaul my zombie plan. I need a plan for 3 scenarios:
1)Brian and I fight/hide from zombies together
2)Brian is MIA and I fight zombies alone (this will be the same as my current plan
3)Brian IS a zombie and I fight him + all his zombie friends
The third one has me very concerned. I mean, Brian has a spare house key, a spare car key, knows where all my family and close friends live, knows me well enough to know where I would keep my zombie-killing ray gun . . .
Who knew getting married could require so much detailed planning?
Continuing in this train of thought, a quiz:
So I have one that I've been tweaking since it's conception, but I realized the other day that since I'm marrying Brian, I need to completely reassess and overhaul my zombie plan. I need a plan for 3 scenarios:
1)Brian and I fight/hide from zombies together
2)Brian is MIA and I fight zombies alone (this will be the same as my current plan
3)Brian IS a zombie and I fight him + all his zombie friends
The third one has me very concerned. I mean, Brian has a spare house key, a spare car key, knows where all my family and close friends live, knows me well enough to know where I would keep my zombie-killing ray gun . . .
Who knew getting married could require so much detailed planning?
Continuing in this train of thought, a quiz: