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This parody of Les Mis was a bit hit and miss for me, but a couple of parts made me laugh pretty hard.
ENJOLRAS
Are you old enough to loot dead bodies for ammo?
GAVROCHE
Yes.
ENJOLRAS
Climb!
Little adorable Gavroche climbs across
the barricade but, just as Eponine was,
is shot.
In the head.
Twice.
Enter his many little French 8-year-old
friends.
LITTLE PIERRE
Gavroche! Gav--
(is shot in the face)
SACRE BLEU
Oh no, how could--
(shot in the skull)
DOUCHE OUI OUI
My poor friends are dying!
(shot in the undeveloped
testicles)
Thousands of little children appear on
stage. A torrid bloodbath ensues. It
is terrifying.
Aren't you glad you saw a musical?
ENJOLRAS
Are you old enough to loot dead bodies for ammo?
GAVROCHE
Yes.
ENJOLRAS
Climb!
Little adorable Gavroche climbs across
the barricade but, just as Eponine was,
is shot.
In the head.
Twice.
Enter his many little French 8-year-old
friends.
LITTLE PIERRE
Gavroche! Gav--
(is shot in the face)
SACRE BLEU
Oh no, how could--
(shot in the skull)
DOUCHE OUI OUI
My poor friends are dying!
(shot in the undeveloped
testicles)
Thousands of little children appear on
stage. A torrid bloodbath ensues. It
is terrifying.
Aren't you glad you saw a musical?