Letter to Mother

[ula_r2a]

Dear Mother

Comments

[taleyn_rta]

FALL on a SHARK-- ROFLOL!!!

I must start reading these diary entries more carefully. :)

[rta_mostyn]

I believe that is my new favorite phrase. Must remember to use it at the next convenient opportunity.

I also wonder if it may be the Rebman equivalent of someone meeting an accidental death by falling out of bed onto their own knives several dozen times.

[ula_r2a]

You'd need a pen of smallish sharks for that, but it's entirely doable.

[rta_mostyn]

Pen of smallish sharks. Check. Must look into acquiring one of those.

[sarafina_rta]

I have noticed this trend going on - so many held their mothers in high regard. Rarely their father, almost always mother. But trend can also be found else where, but most often in Rebma.

Moral of this observation : never give birth in Rebma.

[ula_r2a]

Well.

It all depends on whether the mothers are the sort to eat their young alive.

[ula_r2a]

It happens more often than you might think. Sharks come in all variety of sizes, you know. Some are even cute.

But it's rather pleasant to imagine mother stepping and falling on maybe a little three-footer. It'd take it a while to eat her.