GRAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Fuck you and your white hat and your mismatched shoes; you're so nice online and such a jackass in person! Fuck! Don't say "I was driving by your house and contemplated stopping by to give you a hug" and then physically RECOIL when I approach you from fifteen feet away; you're being a jackass. Fuck. You.
M.W., thou art a jerkface.
M.W., thou art a jerkface.