David Cameron, international man of mystery
David Cameron is currently in Canada, looking fluffy-haired for the G8 and G20 summits.
Here's his article for a Canadian newspaper about it, in which he describes himself as the "new kid on the block" and promises that it won't be all talk and no action.
Obviously, this calls for speculation from the honourable members -- which world leader will our acknowledged tart of a Prime Minister seduce first? His Canadian BFF Stephen Harper, with whom he has already defiled the sanctity of the Rose Garden? His long-standing crush Barack Obama?
SkyNews is practically writing fic prompts for the latter (see video). In the "secluded luxury of the Canadian countryside" will the sexual tension between the PM and the President finally come to a head as they meet face to face and consummate their special relationship?
Here's his article for a Canadian newspaper about it, in which he describes himself as the "new kid on the block" and promises that it won't be all talk and no action.
Obviously, this calls for speculation from the honourable members -- which world leader will our acknowledged tart of a Prime Minister seduce first? His Canadian BFF Stephen Harper, with whom he has already defiled the sanctity of the Rose Garden? His long-standing crush Barack Obama?
SkyNews is practically writing fic prompts for the latter (see video). In the "secluded luxury of the Canadian countryside" will the sexual tension between the PM and the President finally come to a head as they meet face to face and consummate their special relationship?