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A few hours early, but hello livejournal friends! and the happiest of happy anniversaries to me and Roald! yaaaaaaaaaaay. Will elaborate at a later date.
(I'm working on my poetry...)
(should I post some?)
(nevermind, I'm shy)
hi i'm back for more, adding on to this post.
so if you're in my mind right now and have been following what i've been doing all night, you'd know that i've been wasting away, moving through various rooms in the house, trying to concentrate, sending text messages, exploring every single feature of facebook and trying everything to keep myself from going loco.
buttttttttttt i went loco.
anyway, does anyone else hate when you try really hard to explain yourself and how you feel and you say all the lines you've been practicing and saving up for an incredible emotional outburst that you want whoever is bearing the brunt of it to share with all of their closest friends because it was the most inspirational set of words they've ever heard but they're too dense to truly understand the depth of your thoughts and opinions that they see it as jibberish and continue living their sad lives? and then don't you hate how you pathetically try to re-enter their lives at any free moment you have just so you can run into another outburst and try to reiterate any previous points you have in hopes that maybe they've thought over the things you said and this time they'll actually get it and tell everyone they know about how wise you are? so what do you do after that?
this is what i am going to do.
but first we're going to have a little story and ditch the caplization because i'm artistic like that.
so august 2009 started the worst half-year of my life. and halfway between the worst half year of my life started the best and that sounds weird that it overlaps but sometimes you love a boy a lot but you hate your friends and your friends hate you so things are terrible but still great. then you stop hating your friends because you're done being a bitch and you love your friends and your friends love you and you still love the boy and he loves you and everything is great. so that story is over. and this marks how i am going to deal with all the trouble that has come from that period of time. y'know, trying to be the greatest person in the world only to get shut down... not because you are not the greatest person in the world but because you aren't to them. because they are demented. also, there are many people you're losing contact with and it makes you sad but you want them to know you aren't desperate to be bffs again. (but you'll definitely hang when they're back in town... if you aren't busy!) so here's how.
-distance. it is hard to believe that someone can sense your greatness if you do not flood their lives with your presence. no texts, calls, messages, etc. they will miss you (hopefully. be careful: you must follow all the rules for them to miss you. remember, they have to remember you!)
-flaunting your amazing life in their face. without being obvious, of course. post pictures very publicly about you having a modest but amazing time. i.e. NOT drunk off your face kissing someone random at a dirty bar. i.e. reading a book on a beach. peaceful. so zen, so jealous, right?
-publicly deal with stressful situations in a positive manner. i.e. not OMFG midterms have just f'ed my L! gotta smoke a huge j just to deal with this!! i.e. i love doing my homework and i am not being sarcastic! i am learning about something i love and would love to do! cook!
-talk about how busy you are and actually be that busy. i.e. work, school, my loving relationship, no time for shopping!! thank goodness for online! (this also shows that you make a lot of money and care about how you present yourself. two very good points. it also shows that you like to take risks.)
-plan a day to hang out and then forget. in a nice way. then offer another time with many restrictions i.e. in between appts. "let me pencil you in"
-out of nowhere, send them spam. funny spam. so funny that you just HAD to send it. and change the subject so they'll actually read it. this shows that you have friends that spam you and you do have a little bit of spare time to get a good laugh in.
-invite them to do something unique and then do it with someone else instead because they were too busy too i.e. we should definitely go to wonderland this season! (about 18 days later, go with someone else. make sure there are public records)
most importantly, i leave you with this message. be careful about how much you flaunt yourself. no matter how private you think something is, when it is on the internet, it is for everyone to see. also, you can't be sure how often you pop up in someone's minifeed, so don't be so overwhelming. also, don't use any of these tricks on me. i am too intense of a stalker to pick up any hints. i see it all, baby.
p.s. claim what's yours.
p.p.s.didn't mean to steal your thunder with this one, roald. tomorrow, i'll be lovey dovey. tonight, i'm locooo.
p.p.p.s. PFTTTTTTTTTTT.
if you have any other tips to convince ex-friends and future ex-friends that you are the greatest person ever, please, feel free to share!
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(I'm working on my poetry...)
(should I post some?)
(nevermind, I'm shy)
hi i'm back for more, adding on to this post.
so if you're in my mind right now and have been following what i've been doing all night, you'd know that i've been wasting away, moving through various rooms in the house, trying to concentrate, sending text messages, exploring every single feature of facebook and trying everything to keep myself from going loco.
buttttttttttt i went loco.
anyway, does anyone else hate when you try really hard to explain yourself and how you feel and you say all the lines you've been practicing and saving up for an incredible emotional outburst that you want whoever is bearing the brunt of it to share with all of their closest friends because it was the most inspirational set of words they've ever heard but they're too dense to truly understand the depth of your thoughts and opinions that they see it as jibberish and continue living their sad lives? and then don't you hate how you pathetically try to re-enter their lives at any free moment you have just so you can run into another outburst and try to reiterate any previous points you have in hopes that maybe they've thought over the things you said and this time they'll actually get it and tell everyone they know about how wise you are? so what do you do after that?
this is what i am going to do.
but first we're going to have a little story and ditch the caplization because i'm artistic like that.
so august 2009 started the worst half-year of my life. and halfway between the worst half year of my life started the best and that sounds weird that it overlaps but sometimes you love a boy a lot but you hate your friends and your friends hate you so things are terrible but still great. then you stop hating your friends because you're done being a bitch and you love your friends and your friends love you and you still love the boy and he loves you and everything is great. so that story is over. and this marks how i am going to deal with all the trouble that has come from that period of time. y'know, trying to be the greatest person in the world only to get shut down... not because you are not the greatest person in the world but because you aren't to them. because they are demented. also, there are many people you're losing contact with and it makes you sad but you want them to know you aren't desperate to be bffs again. (but you'll definitely hang when they're back in town... if you aren't busy!) so here's how.
-distance. it is hard to believe that someone can sense your greatness if you do not flood their lives with your presence. no texts, calls, messages, etc. they will miss you (hopefully. be careful: you must follow all the rules for them to miss you. remember, they have to remember you!)
-flaunting your amazing life in their face. without being obvious, of course. post pictures very publicly about you having a modest but amazing time. i.e. NOT drunk off your face kissing someone random at a dirty bar. i.e. reading a book on a beach. peaceful. so zen, so jealous, right?
-publicly deal with stressful situations in a positive manner. i.e. not OMFG midterms have just f'ed my L! gotta smoke a huge j just to deal with this!! i.e. i love doing my homework and i am not being sarcastic! i am learning about something i love and would love to do! cook!
-talk about how busy you are and actually be that busy. i.e. work, school, my loving relationship, no time for shopping!! thank goodness for online! (this also shows that you make a lot of money and care about how you present yourself. two very good points. it also shows that you like to take risks.)
-plan a day to hang out and then forget. in a nice way. then offer another time with many restrictions i.e. in between appts. "let me pencil you in"
-out of nowhere, send them spam. funny spam. so funny that you just HAD to send it. and change the subject so they'll actually read it. this shows that you have friends that spam you and you do have a little bit of spare time to get a good laugh in.
-invite them to do something unique and then do it with someone else instead because they were too busy too i.e. we should definitely go to wonderland this season! (about 18 days later, go with someone else. make sure there are public records)
most importantly, i leave you with this message. be careful about how much you flaunt yourself. no matter how private you think something is, when it is on the internet, it is for everyone to see. also, you can't be sure how often you pop up in someone's minifeed, so don't be so overwhelming. also, don't use any of these tricks on me. i am too intense of a stalker to pick up any hints. i see it all, baby.
p.s. claim what's yours.
p.p.s.didn't mean to steal your thunder with this one, roald. tomorrow, i'll be lovey dovey. tonight, i'm locooo.
p.p.p.s. PFTTTTTTTTTTT.
if you have any other tips to convince ex-friends and future ex-friends that you are the greatest person ever, please, feel free to share!
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