My grumpy day of the week until December
Every Tuesday, I thank God or the aliens or whoever it is that controls my menstruation that I didn't get my period.
Here is what Tuesday looks like:
6:00am. thought: it better be wednesday.
6:15 am. go fuck yourself Roald, I'm sleeping in today!
6:18am. thanks for waking me up Roald...
6:40am. I fell asleep by accident. Should I bother brushing my teeth?
6:41am. no Alyssa, you cannot pooh.
6:50-7am. Make-up in between the house and car.
7-7:18am. Nag my dad for asking Alyssa too many questions in the car. Beg for silence.
7:20am. stairs. whaaaaaaaat.
7:30am. make sure everyone knows I'm in a bad mood.
7:32am - 12 pm. Deal with talented and untalented people in a kitchen. Clean up after everyone. Scrub their pots because they take their time. Can't wait until they start working in restaurants. Eat as much as possible to hold back from being condescending because it's weird when people who shove their faces with food talk down to other people. Flirt with Julian. Avoid Rebecca's advances. Am I the class hottie? I seem to appeal to a wide demographic...
12pm-1pm. Bonding time with Isiah(bear?). AKA lunch. AKA try to bond with other classmates and giggle when they all (politely) refuse to come with me to sbux.
1-1:50pm. Naptime in Theory.
2-3:00pm. Pay attention in Theory.
3-4:30pm. Travel Home. Curse the B9. Kiss the Yaris. Worry about pending migraines that have been saving up for Tuesday. Why do I always forget my key? Climb into the backyard, avoid spiders, find spare.
4:33-5:30pm. Do something about dinner. Stare in the mirror and wonder if I am presentable. Brush my hair. Big fat sigh.
6-10pm. SDM. DC day means lots of heavy lifting. No sales because it's a Tuesday. Deal with Shannon. That migraine is catching up with me. Not good.
10pm-12am. Try to stay awake to catch South Park, the only redeeming quality of Tuesday even though it's officially Wednesday. Naturally fall asleep after the opening credits.
You are probably wondering if I shower. No.
You are probably thinking that this is not such a busy day since i have an hour before work anyway. Well today I didn't I started an hour early. And the Activias are re-familiarizing me with the porcelain goddess (in the way I prefer). My #1 problem? I cannot hold my pee or pooh. Once I feel the urge, I must go.
Here's an embarrassing story about Monday (who looks a little bit like Tuesday but I get to sit all morning instead of stand and cook, and I don't have work.) My laptop is on hiatus, if you have ever spoken to me, you know this. Decided to go to Roald's house to prepare my notes for Tuesday's class because I don't like paying 5 cents for printing at school. Lucky me had a yogurt for breakfast. ... Ever have a yogurt pooh? You definitely need to rinse after that. I am not skilled with the tabo, I am skilled in the tub. Except I couldn't figure out how to change the shower into tub mode. NOT A PLEASANT EXPERIENCE. Note to anyone who tries: tabos don't catch the shower stream well, and you just convince everyone that is in the house that you have been there for about 15 minutes and are just casually taking a shower. And you aren't sure what towel to use... so you just don't.
Anyway, Tuesday, I would indulge in a bath bomb but I would have to shower first and that is just not happening right now.
Dear Wednesday, I don't know why I'm always "late" (but technically 5 minutes early, which is considered late) for my 1 pm class. Tomorrow, I will be early (2 hours is considered early).
I can't wait until Thursday because its math then home to an empty house to take the long awaited bath bomb. Please don't call me in to work, Oro. (why don't I ever say no? ... <3bffs + $$$$$ oh yeah.)
Here is what Tuesday looks like:
6:00am. thought: it better be wednesday.
6:15 am. go fuck yourself Roald, I'm sleeping in today!
6:18am. thanks for waking me up Roald...
6:40am. I fell asleep by accident. Should I bother brushing my teeth?
6:41am. no Alyssa, you cannot pooh.
6:50-7am. Make-up in between the house and car.
7-7:18am. Nag my dad for asking Alyssa too many questions in the car. Beg for silence.
7:20am. stairs. whaaaaaaaat.
7:30am. make sure everyone knows I'm in a bad mood.
7:32am - 12 pm. Deal with talented and untalented people in a kitchen. Clean up after everyone. Scrub their pots because they take their time. Can't wait until they start working in restaurants. Eat as much as possible to hold back from being condescending because it's weird when people who shove their faces with food talk down to other people. Flirt with Julian. Avoid Rebecca's advances. Am I the class hottie? I seem to appeal to a wide demographic...
12pm-1pm. Bonding time with Isiah(bear?). AKA lunch. AKA try to bond with other classmates and giggle when they all (politely) refuse to come with me to sbux.
1-1:50pm. Naptime in Theory.
2-3:00pm. Pay attention in Theory.
3-4:30pm. Travel Home. Curse the B9. Kiss the Yaris. Worry about pending migraines that have been saving up for Tuesday. Why do I always forget my key? Climb into the backyard, avoid spiders, find spare.
4:33-5:30pm. Do something about dinner. Stare in the mirror and wonder if I am presentable. Brush my hair. Big fat sigh.
6-10pm. SDM. DC day means lots of heavy lifting. No sales because it's a Tuesday. Deal with Shannon. That migraine is catching up with me. Not good.
10pm-12am. Try to stay awake to catch South Park, the only redeeming quality of Tuesday even though it's officially Wednesday. Naturally fall asleep after the opening credits.
You are probably wondering if I shower. No.
You are probably thinking that this is not such a busy day since i have an hour before work anyway. Well today I didn't I started an hour early. And the Activias are re-familiarizing me with the porcelain goddess (in the way I prefer). My #1 problem? I cannot hold my pee or pooh. Once I feel the urge, I must go.
Here's an embarrassing story about Monday (who looks a little bit like Tuesday but I get to sit all morning instead of stand and cook, and I don't have work.) My laptop is on hiatus, if you have ever spoken to me, you know this. Decided to go to Roald's house to prepare my notes for Tuesday's class because I don't like paying 5 cents for printing at school. Lucky me had a yogurt for breakfast. ... Ever have a yogurt pooh? You definitely need to rinse after that. I am not skilled with the tabo, I am skilled in the tub. Except I couldn't figure out how to change the shower into tub mode. NOT A PLEASANT EXPERIENCE. Note to anyone who tries: tabos don't catch the shower stream well, and you just convince everyone that is in the house that you have been there for about 15 minutes and are just casually taking a shower. And you aren't sure what towel to use... so you just don't.
Anyway, Tuesday, I would indulge in a bath bomb but I would have to shower first and that is just not happening right now.
Dear Wednesday, I don't know why I'm always "late" (but technically 5 minutes early, which is considered late) for my 1 pm class. Tomorrow, I will be early (2 hours is considered early).
I can't wait until Thursday because its math then home to an empty house to take the long awaited bath bomb. Please don't call me in to work, Oro. (why don't I ever say no? ... <3bffs + $$$$$ oh yeah.)